Publicly Funded Mafia
Can refer to any law enforcement organization or police officer. Especially those that practice unconstitutional practices such as illegal search and seizure, shooting of unarmed individuals, profiling, hypocritical actions in violation of the law, failure to act to solve a crime, moonlighting, or other unethical activities.
I would have made it to your party on time, but I was stopped by the Publicly Funded Mafia. They were conducting random searches and thought I looked easy.