puboleum
A floor covering featuring a pattern similar to pubic hairs in many different colors. Benefit is that a single pubic hair is no longer so painfully obvious to visiting guests. Less cleaning time. Great for bathrooms.
"Man, I'm sick and tired of having to swiffer this damn bathroom floor everytime one of us takes a shower."
"I agree - let's call Home Depot and get that puboleum installed. It'll be worth it."
"I agree - let's call Home Depot and get that puboleum installed. It'll be worth it."