Pudsey bear
Iconic mascot of BBC's Annual tediathon Children In Need resembling a large blond teddy bear with a bandaged eye. Or huge blonde muff. Ye olde English.
"Gosh Sir, she was a tidy bit a trim you got hold of last night".
"Appearances can be deceptive Jeeves. Sliding my hand into her gusset was like slipping one's hand into "pudsey bear's" eye patch".
"Appearances can be deceptive Jeeves. Sliding my hand into her gusset was like slipping one's hand into "pudsey bear's" eye patch".