Quarter Assing
When become so mentally depraved that you decide to give half the effort you would normally, if you previously were half-assing, thus entering the realm of quarter-assery.
Online school is so stupid, I've decided I'm going to start quarter assing it.
Quarter assed
When you can't even muster half of an ass to do something you deem undesirable, such as mowing your lawn, writing a book report, or raising your children.
My boss told me to have the sales figures drawn up on the double. It was Friday afternoon, so I put together a quarter assed powerpoint presentation for the meeting.
quarter-assed
Half of half-assed; a very, very poor attempt. First coined by GC of Fafarazzi.
Those new kids can't even make a quarter-assed attempt at sounding intelligent.
Quarter-ass
being half-assed at half-assing stuff
my bud John quarter-assed his final exam
Quarter-ass
To do something which should not be done to begin with, and to do it in a half-assed way.
John, you did a quarter-assed job by printing out all your e-mails -- they're not even in chronological order!
quarter-tight ass
A firm gluteus maximus.
"...knowing that he’s less likely to leave me for the Dolce & Gabbana fit model with the quarter-tight ass who lives down the hall."
ass quarters
The drinking game consiting of walking butt naked on a dinning room table while dropping quarters from your ass hole into the mouth of an unsuspecting stranger preferably with their shoes on while listning to jon fanda.
obviously everybody is a winner
obviously everybody is a winner
"I love playing ass quarters with you.. I always win"