Queef taco

A queef taco is when you queef after you shove a spicy chipotle taco up your ho ha/pic donkey donkey/ mystic cave and a piece of lettuce gets stuck and the air gods try to save you and push the wind of posiden out your vagina

when one decides to queef into a taco, grill it, top it with cheese, and eat it!

A California Queef Taco starts by having an intimate partner that is at least 100 pounds heavier than you. You proceed by shoving a flour tortilla wrapped in a paper towel, warmed up in the microwave for about 15 seconds then shove said tortilla into her slobber pocket. Next, while pounding her snizz from behind she must contract and squeeze out a queef. After blowing your load into her tortilla stuffed cunt you remove the California Queef Taco and feed it to her because she wants it more than you.