QUITUATED
when people are talking about when they graduated high school/college they say they 'graduated'... when people are discussing when they dropped out they say they 'quituated'
adam: "i graduated back in '05; what about you?"
russell: "dude i quituated the class of '08"
russell: "dude i quituated the class of '08"
quituation
A debacle caused by one or more of your assistants going AWOL.
Tronald Dump was such an intolerably-obnoxious manager dat he often faced aggravating quituations throughout his assorted debauched business ventures.