Ramsdem rats

Stupid annoying arses, need to get a life, think they're superior to the human race, (female and male chavs) shag everything that moves, (male chav) hand always in their pants, (female chav) MUST get pregnant as soon as period starts, regardless of age,

walk with shoulders swinging, obssessed with brand names, play shitty whiny music very piss takingly loudly on buses, hang around Mcdonalds for a meal, talk like twats, look like twats, use cheap deodrant and tell mates "its prada i swear, blud!"

Fuck you, chavs, you killed Britain
One hormonal teenage boy, dressed up in fake Adidas and Argos jewellery with a pregnant girlfriend who turned 12 last week. Typically living in a council house in Ramsdem, with yobbish mates who like to hang around outside McDonald's and mug old ladies for entertainment.

common phrases:

1.GET UP MA BOI!

2.phat

3.innit mush

4.yeah bruv

5.get in there ma boi!

6.think your hard mush?

7.kaka

8.chi
rough translation into modern english:

1.i am gay

2.that is good within statistical boundaries

3.yes fellow companion

4.i agree with your aspects

5.well done my associate!

6.i am *harder* than you becuase i have an swanley market fashion sense