Real-O-Meter
1. An indicator, not unlike a thermometer, determining the level of realness one possesses at any given moment in time. Both ends of the Real-O-Meter are synonymous with hot and cold colours; Red being the most real, blue being piss-weak.
1. "And that's when shit went crazy like Gnarls Barkley, man. I pushed my Real-O-Meter into the red"