redneck layaway
The act of storing or hiding an item at a store that you can’t afford at the moment so that you can come back and purchase them later.
Person 1: “That things pretty expensive. You sure you want to buy it right now?”
Person 2: “Nah, I’ll just do a redneck layaway.”
Person 2: “Nah, I’ll just do a redneck layaway.”