Red Penis
When you jack off so hard your dick becomes a pinkish, red color. Only stays that way for a few minutes.
Last night I jacked off so hard that my dick turned a pinkish red color. I had red penis.
red penis
when you jack off to hard you bleed
" Girl- Baby what happened?
Guy- I jacked off to hard to your mom so now i have red penis
Girl- OH SNAP!"
Guy- I jacked off to hard to your mom so now i have red penis
Girl- OH SNAP!"
Red Car Small Penis
The tendency for men with small penises to drive red sports cars to overcompensate for their lack of manhood, when all this does is attract negative attention, especially from girls, who immediately think: Red Car Small Penis!
One girl to another: Check out the red car!
Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!
Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!
Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!
Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!