bastARGHds!

bastard:

1. a person who was born out of wedlock, and hence often considered an illegitimate descendant.
2. a mongrel. a biological cross between different breeds, groups or varieties.
3. a contemptible, inconsiderate, overly or arrogantly rude or spiteful person.
4. a man, a fellow, a male friend.
5. a child that does not know his or her father.
6. something extremely difficult or unpleasant to deal with.
7. a variation that is not genuine; something irregular or inferior or of dubious origin, fake or counterfeit.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

bastARGHds!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about bastards.