retrogamerman

A beautiful majestic creature from a more civilized time. He is the master of games and the conqueror of lands. He has scaled Mordor, he has caught all of the pokemon, he has gone SSJ3, he has over 300 confirmed creeper assassinations. Women weep and faint at his feet from shock by his sheer beauty. To be called Retrogamerman is the highest honor one can achieve in life.