Ricky P.
The sexiest man alive. Also; smart, funny, and yes, so awesomely awesome.
Celebrity, rocket scientist
Ricky P.
RickyP is truly the most supreme bottle master there is. After slaving away doing pull-ups and physics, he has reached polishing perfection to the level of "Sargeant Bottle Master 69". I would strongly advise buying his new book: "The Art of Polishing" and tuning into his hit TV show: "Polishing with Parker". He is the one true polishing god, all heil the rikkmeister.
Definition: Ricky P. is a rocket scientist