Rikered
To be drunk. It comes from the (fan) theory that Commander Riker in Star Trek: The Next Generation is a functioning alcoholic and everything that he does, from major decisions to hitting on women, is motivated primarily by the fact that he is, in fact, drunk. Can be used in almost any circumstance! See also: Fraked
I probably should have been less Rikered when I said yes to that omnisexual being from Omicron Omega III and then I wouldn't have caught this embarassing Spacially Transmitted Disease
Rikers'
Rikers' Island, the infamous correctional facility/holding area for the NYC Metro area for 70 years. It is located north of Queens.
Usually, you won't go to Rikers' unless you get charged with a felony.
Riker
A kind and intelligent male, usually handsome and in his mid thirties, who makes sexual advances on every attractive woman he comes across, regardless of political, planetary, or potentialy alienistic consequenses.
Guy1: Hey, did you hear about what Jim did with Joan last night?
Guy2: Ya, I heard he pulled a Riker on her.
Guy2: Ya, I heard he pulled a Riker on her.
Rikering
The act of sitting down on a chair, stepping over the back of the chair.
William Riker, steps over chairs to sit down. Hense the name "Rikering"
Riker
Verb- To Riker - to pose inappropriately close to a person sat down with your crotch as close to that persons face as possible
Did you just see that guy Riker her in the ear
Rikers
A prison on an island off New York in which all of the criminals and thugz go to and a place that many rap artists have went or some claimed to have went.
Over Zealous Cop: Your gonna be spending the rest of your life in Rikers.
riker
Riker: noun: an under 35 year-old hipster with a beard.
Derived from the beard worn by Willaim Riker, 1st Officer on the Starship Enterprise.
Derived from the beard worn by Willaim Riker, 1st Officer on the Starship Enterprise.
Dude, I never would have suspected that Daniel Bejar was a Riler, 'til I saw him on the cover of Fader.
Dude, I'm so sick of these Riker's on Myspace asking me to be friends with their shitty experimental bands. gawd.
Dude, I'm so sick of these Riker's on Myspace asking me to be friends with their shitty experimental bands. gawd.