Riku

a damn sexy beast that every girl wants to do

The guy who never gets what he deserves. He doesn't have the power nor the means to get what he wants or protect what he loves. He tranfers to the darkside to get what he desires but gets screwed over anyway by a man named Ansem.

A character from Kingdom Hearts, a widely renouned video game series brought to you by Square.

Physical description: He is fifteen in the first, sixteen in the second. He seems to quite enjoy sleeveless shirts and baggy pants. His hair is long and silvery. Riku is, in my honest opinion, fucking sexy.

Personality/Role: Riku is the best friend of Sora and Kairi. They all live on Destiny Islands. In the first game, Riku opens his heart to the darkness and becomes manipulated by a creepy dude named Ansem. Eventually he is freed, but he stays in the realm of darkness with King Mickey (!) to save the world. How thoughtful of him!
Riku's weapon for most of the series is the Soul Eater, a sword that looks kind of like a bat wing. Later on, we see him with the Way to the Dawn in the second game, which is another Keyblade. Riku is an awesome fighter, and he has a killer Limit.

One of the main characters in the surprisingly popular video game Kingdom Hearts. Riku lives on the Destiny Islands with his best friends Sora and Kairi. He and Sora are rivals yet still friends. They both try to win Kairi's heart but fail in the process. Riku was originally the wielder of the Keyblade but was given to Sora because he opened his heart to darkness.

A Kingdom Hearts character who is considered sex on wheels to many a fangirl. The general consensus is that he will be gay with Sora forever. It's probably true considering he has really girly hair.

Riku is the silver haired 15-year-old guy in Kingdom Hearts (now 16 in the second Kingdom hearts)who was once living a happy life until he joined the Darkside. Now he tries to help Sora along the way even though he is opposite of Sora, yet is still hot and sexy! Kairi, his other friend, should die and go to hell so that Riku can share the paopu fruit with Sora and then they can have a hot, sexy, gay relationship!Also, voiced by David Gallaghar...the kid Simon on 7th Heaven.

Riku (n) (adj) (v)

1) (n) Those who think they are 'super-special-awesome'; those who attempt to be 'emo'; A rare illness that results in loss of hetero, (Rikuitis); a pokemon

2) (adj) Lacking hetero and in denial; unsightly douche-ness

3) (v) The act of douching; the act of stealing puppets; the act of attempting to stab former best friends heart with key; bro rape.


If you spot a 'Riku', someone being 'Riku', or someone 'Rikuing', exercise extreme caution. Rikus are characterized by being egotistical, carrying around large key rings that they try to attack with, and love underage girls and little boys. The latter being hidden by an attempt to seem 'Alpha-male'.

Those with Rikuitis should be avoided. Should you meet someone suffering from Rikuitis, make sure you are able to call to assistance a young boy of questionable sexual orientation, a mutant dog, and a duck with a hat. They are a proven cure for Rikuitis in mild cases, and can protect you from getting it. However, be warned, being around them for too long will result in mental retardation. If you happen to be around someone with Rikuitis without protection, and are male, you are at risk for bro rape. Girls cannot get Rikuitis, but may suffer loss of brain cells from being near those with it.

If you are to come across someone 'Rikuing,' call for help. Rikuing is dangerous and may result in AIDS and several unknown STDs as well as the loss of puppets and/or things resembling puppets. You may also contract Rikuitis, if male, or lose sanity, if female. Exercise the use of knives in this situation, though, if they are carrying key rings do not attack. While they can't hurt you, they may hurt themselves.