Ringburner
Type of extremely hot Indo/Pak/Banglandeshi curry, viz Vindaloo, Phall, Jhallfrezie. These curries are loaded with green chillies and ginger. On voiding, next day, the curry exits as hot - if not hotter - than it went in, stinging the anal sphincter in the manner of holding a lit Zippo lighter to the anus!
This curry is gonna be a ringburner in the morning!
ringburn
the prickly hot sensation experience at the back door after a) a spicy curry or b) excessive wiping of said back door followin said spicy curry
Cecil: Bloody hell Gideon, that economy toilet paper gave me awful ringburn. I wont be able to sit down for a week,
ringburner
diarrhoea of such severity that it burns the anus.
that bloody cup of tea i had at the snooker club gave me a terrible ringburner.