risky barterer
When a man offers to put either his penis in the woman's asshole while simultaneously putting his testicles in the woman's vagina, or vice versa p to v to t to a.
Man: I am either going to put my penis in your asshole whilst putting my balls in your vagina, or put my penis in your vagina while begrudgingly putting my balls up your asshole. Ball's in your court.
Woman: You're a risky barterer.
Woman: You're a risky barterer.