Riverview, FL

There's nothing to fucking do. Go to Brandon.

A large spread out town located in Hillsborough County Florida. The area is dominated by gun wielding rednecks and old conservatives who hate young people and minorities. The only events you’ll find are Ku Klux Klan meetings and confederate parades of alcoholic rednecks spitting out every racial slur they know despite probably not knowing how to spell any of them. If you like good food you’re not going to like Riverview. They’ll say it’s Italian but it’s stale bread with watery sauce splattered on top. There’s also nothing to do. All you’ll see driving through that abomination of a town is swamps and confederate flags. If you’re not a redneck or an old conservative you’re not going to like it.