Battymanjaro
When someone is a battyman on such a large scale, only the comparison to the size of Mount killamanjaro is sufficient to comprehend how much of a battyman they are.
Friend: Im thinking of buying some tickets to see justin Bieber, do you want me to get you one?
Me: No, do i look like a Battymanjaro?
Me: No, do i look like a Battymanjaro?