Rohanitis
A recognized medical condition where a person makes really bad jokes and puns, mostly as a result of prolonged exposure to a person named Rohan.
His extremely bad puns might be a symptom of Rohanitis
rohanned
Rohanned. Inf.Verb; used in a situation when a person of poor judgement consumes a heroic amount of alcohol, also possibly paired with several cigarettes, and ultimately pays the price, becoming into a vegetable like state.
'oh man, Michael was completely rohanned at that party'
Rohan
Rohan is the guy you try not to fall in love with, but eventually fall helpless. He’s the guy who makes you feel like there’s no other person in the world who you could love as hopelessly. He’s intelligent, he knows his way around words and oh he intimates the fuck out of you. He’s the guy you’d make your parents meet. He’s the guy who you could imagine as your children’s father. He’s it. He’s Rohan.
Fuck. I’m in love with Rohan.
Rohan
Someone who puts a smile on everyones faces and full of wit, an absolute joker who somehow gets all the ladies
'I wish rohan was here, it misses the spark'
Rohan
A sweet, cute, boy who attracts all the girls with his charming smile and beautiful brown eyes. He is an amazing friend who will always make you laugh and who will always be there to help you when you're in need. Once you're friends with him you will never want to lose him.
Person 1: look at that cute boy helping that girl over there.
Person 2: That's Rohan
Person 2: That's Rohan
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A very loving, handsome, funny, and caring man. He is always there when you need him, and even sometimes when you don't. He is very intelligent and kind; he never fails to put a smile on your face. Rohan is also a very dedicated boyfriend and the ultimate soulmate.
Rohan is perfect.