roll fucking
When a man has a rather plump girlfriend and he takes the excess skin from her stomach and raps it around his spam dagger and procedes to fuck the roll of fat as if it where a pussy
Yo Jamie was totally roll fucking that bitch with the thunder thighs last night.
rolling fuck bale
Used to describe the excitement and/or anxiety of iterative "fuck!" moments, as if being chased downhill by a rolling bale of hay.
Travis & Andy showed up at the party, so of course it turned into a rolling fuck bale.
rolling cluster fuck
A derogatory term used to describe an individuals ongoing total and complete failure to competently complete their work or mission, due to their idiocy, administrative stupidity and stubbornness; or the result of same.
His(her)work is all screwed up. He(she)is a 'rolling cluster fuck.'
Rolling Goat fuck
Refers to the joke story of the old man who built bridges, towers, and aqueducts. Not known as Harry the architect, but he gets caught fucking one goat! A rolling goat fuck is a constant stream of things going wrong.
This new project is a complete rolling goat fuck.
Rolling Cluster Fuck
Slow moving traffic on the highway caused by several people driving slowly holding back traffic and preventing anyone from passing them.
On the way to work I ran into horrible traffic. We were moving at about 45 MPH on RT3 and when I reached the top of steep hill I could see three asshole preventing anyone from passing them, causing a rolling cluster fuck.
rock 'n' fucking roll
An exclamation of approval for musical skill.
Hendrix: "Cause I'm a Voodoo Child"...Screeee$%#.Crshhh. Wawawa..."Lord Knows I'm a Voodoo Child, Baby"
Listener: "Jesus. Rock 'n' fucking roll, dude."
Listener: "Jesus. Rock 'n' fucking roll, dude."
roll tide you fucks
The motto of the coolest group on the UIUC campus.
*group of annoying people come out*
*cool group chases them away*
Cool group: ROLL TIDE YOU FUCKS.
*cool group chases them away*
Cool group: ROLL TIDE YOU FUCKS.