Rubbing Cabbage
When you are so vegan that you refuse to come in contact with any form of meat. So rather than having intercourse with a different sex, you'd instead get off by rubbing vegtables against your genitalia.
Also known as "Clapping Vegan Cheeks"
Also known as "Clapping Vegan Cheeks"
I only get off to rubbing cabbage, I ain't no fake vegan fucking those meaty people.