Baz Pitch
Baz is the cuttest, hottest and best character. I love him and u should too. He's been in love with Simon for 11 years, sharing room with him, he's so cuteeeeeeeeeeee. He's a vampire
Simon: he's so fucking smart, I don't know how I'm ever going to get the best of him!
Penelope: who are you talking about?
Simon: my boyfriend, Baz Pitch
Penelope: who are you talking about?
Simon: my boyfriend, Baz Pitch