russellville

Worst town in the world. Comparable to that tiny village in Ethiopia whose name I can't remember. Only difference is that they have worm-free water.

the podunk shittiest town on earth ... home of the |Agents|.

A small town in the Ozark foothills. The GOP thrives in this "non-alcoholic" town (although some local businesses have found a way around this by forming clubs wherein you can pay a nominal fee and drink). The only thing more numerous than churches are banks. The local college is Arkansas Tech University, which enjoys the distinction of having the largest number of books in the library arguing that the Holocaust did not happen. Mascot: The Wonderboys. Also home to a large man-made lake, Lake Dardanelle, which serves as a cooling reservoir for the local nuclear plant, which was supposed to go offline in the 60's, and has used up all of it's on-site spent fuel rod storage space. Also known as Russ-Vegas.

A small southern town in the River Valley region of the vast and populous state of Arkansas. Not to be confused with Dardanelle, the skyline of Russellville shows an intricate array of banks and churches, giving it it's unique character. When walking on the street, one can pick up the distinct smell of animal parts being shredding into dog food at the Rendering Plant. One can also encounter the diverse culture of the Arkansas Tech University campus, consisting mostly of rastas and right wing extremists. If you find yourself at Taco Bell around 1 in the AM, then you can observe these potheads in their natural habitat, munching on ranch Dorito Tacos and listening to Imagine Dragons. The town itself boasts a population of 27,000 people, however with the high number of migrating Mexicans, dumpster babies, nuclear mutations, and hobos, it's roughly the size of Little Rock and Fort Smith combined.

A beautiful city that boasts a citizenry that includes Brad or he who shall remain nameless. This blithering idiot used to live in California but the state in its infinite wisdom sent this abomination to Arkansas. Poor Russellville, the quota on idiots must have fallen short, so they had to import some. Brad's only accomplishment is taking in air that could well be used elsewhere.

A sexual experience involving many male truck drivers and a poorly paid male hooker resulting in Anal Herpes, genital warts, and inflammation of lips, tongue and throat.

Formerly known as a “Louisiana Saturday Night” it was rebranded as Russellville Truckstop due to the negative Cajun influence on the male hooker.