Russian Switch

The Russian Switch is a common trick used in Russian Literature and by Scott Baumgartner. While the etymology of this term is somewhat ambiguous and often misunderstood, it has most commonly been associated with the act of performing a meta-switch involving the major forces of nature acting upon the conquered world. The Russian Switch cannot be realized theoretically - it must be fully actualized in an active, not passive, manner.

"I pulled the Russian Switch."

"Dude, did you just pull the Russian Switch?"

russian watch switch

when you pick up a russian chick and you see she got a nice watch so you take her back home a stick her watch up your asshole and when she asks for her watch back you give you your watch and keep her watch in your asshole for at least another 7 and a half hours.

Dave: damn girl you be looking thick *notices her watch*
Katia: thank you, BT Dubs im russian
Dave: letssss gooooooooooooo
Katia: wanna smash
Dave: Aight
*they go back to Dave's house*
Dave: lets get right into it
Katia: *takes clothes off*
Dave: *takes his clothes off and bends her over and has rough coitus*
Katia: OOOOOOooooOOOooOOOoOOooOOo that feels QUITE EXQUISITE
Dave:* pulls a sneaky and steals her watch and shoves it up his butt*
*5 hours later*
Katia: that was really nice can i have my watch back
Dave: no
*the next day*
Bill: whats up dave
Dave: i pretty good mate i just did a russian watch switch with this chick last night
bill:bro thats sick can i check out dat waych
Dave: aight *shows him the watch

俚语	russian switch
释义	Russian Switch The Russian Switch is a common trick used in Russian Literature and by Scott Baumgartner. While the etymology of this term is somewhat ambiguous and often misunderstood, it has most commonly been associated with the act of performing a meta-switch involving the major forces of nature acting upon the conquered world. The Russian Switch cannot be realized theoretically - it must be fully actualized in an active, not passive, manner. "I pulled the Russian Switch." "Dude, did you just pull the Russian Switch?" russian watch switch when you pick up a russian chick and you see she got a nice watch so you take her back home a stick her watch up your asshole and when she asks for her watch back you give you your watch and keep her watch in your asshole for at least another 7 and a half hours. Dave: damn girl you be looking thick notices her watch Katia: thank you, BT Dubs im russian Dave: letssss gooooooooooooo Katia: wanna smash Dave: Aight they go back to Dave's house Dave: lets get right into it Katia: takes clothes off Dave: takes his clothes off and bends her over and has rough coitus Katia: OOOOOOooooOOOooOOOoOOooOOo that feels QUITE EXQUISITE Dave:* pulls a sneaky and steals her watch and shoves it up his butt* 5 hours later Katia: that was really nice can i have my watch back Dave: no the next day Bill: whats up dave Dave: i pretty good mate i just did a russian watch switch with this chick last night bill:bro thats sick can i check out dat waych Dave: aight *shows him the watch
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