Rusty Crayfish
While the woman is set up, in a crab walk position. The male "crab" will position himself over the woman "crab", shitting on her chest. After the defication, he moves his anus to the face area, allowing the woman "crab" to clean him.
Me and my wife were bored, so i donkey punched her, and told the bitch to do a "Rusty Crayfish".