Rusty Kramer
When a chick blows you after you screw her while she's on the rag.
I gave this girl the Rusty Kramer the other night. It was pretty sick.
Rusty Kramer
The act of a man having sex with a woman while she is on her period, and then she gives the man a blowjob.
I decided to screw my girlfriend while she was on her period, and then she gave me a blowjob. I laughed and told her she just got a Rusty Kramer. Then I cock-slapped her.
Rusty Kramer
Running an exorbitant amount of miles then producing a bowel movement that is equal parts blood and feces, which results in a rust colored porcelain disaster.
I ran 100 miles last week, my bathroom has since become a conjuring of Rusty Kramers, non-stop shit and blood painting the inside of my throne.