BBQ Square Dance
Constantly moving around a grill or fire while cooking outside because you're trying to stay away from the smoke.
Jane: I've been watching you out the window, grilling those burgers and moving around like you're caught in some weird tornado for the past five minutes.... what's with the BBQ square dance?
John: The wind keeps changing directions, and that smoke is killing me!
John: The wind keeps changing directions, and that smoke is killing me!