Sad Clowning
Where a man shoots his cum on a girls (or guys) face around their mouth to make it look like a frowny face, then throws assorted clown things at them and runs away as fast as he can, preferably naked.
"Oh god the other day my new boyfriend asked me to try 'Sad Clowning', and he jizzed on my face, then threw clown stuff at me! Where did he even get that stuff???"
Sad clown
Somone who is really depressed but hides it. They paint themselves with a cheery mask and pretend everything is ok, but its all a lie.
She acts happy, but really shes a sad clown.
Sad Clown
The act of a female performing deep fellatio on a male while wearing heavy mascara and/or eyeliner. The depth of the act may initiate the gag reflex causing her eyes to water, resulting in her mascara to run down each cheek; thus, resembling a sad clown when she looks up at you.
I'm stressed out. I could really go for a sad clown tonight.
sad clown
a very droopy pair of breasts.
She used to be stacked, but where once were perky breasts is now just a sad clown.
sad clown
When you are ready to cum after a blowjob, come into each eye of your lover, making him or her tear up and have cum dribble down their eyes. Then punch them in the nose, making a red bloody nose, resembling a sad clown.
I busted Betty cheating on me, So before I dumped her bitch ass, I made her a sad clown.
Sad Clown
When you blow your load on the girls face and then punch her in the nose so she has a white face and a red nose. The girl will then cry from the punch causing her to be a sad clown.
Robin was being really annoying during sex so I gave her the sad clown when I blew my load.
the sad clown
when ejacqulate on a girls/guys face and punch her in the nose and she starts to cry and bleed
can you beleve dylan he gave jon the sad clown last night