Saddman
A super cool dude who is a CPA (can't pay attention). He is very caring, smart, and handsome. He is a silent killer, mastermind, everyone's teddy bear. Major FOMO and is the funniest person in the room. He doesn't take out two things, his car and girls. With a golden heart and a golden chain, he shimmers! BUT HE IS NOT ATTRACTED TO ANYONE.
oh look! that's a saddman eating four different cuisines for dinner!