sailor's hat
An intact foreskin on an uncircumcised males penis.
I totally zipped my sailor's hat in my fly while we where out drinking last night!
Asshat injun sailor Jew hat
Blue or white hats that children under 13 would wear from 1950-1980. These children were usually expected to help mom cook and clean or do hard labor. They were often beaten if they didn’t do it.
Dad in 1969: Son, don’t forget to put your asshat injun sailor Jew hat on before school.
Son: I won’t father.
Son: I won’t father.