SAMB
Acronym for Suck Ass Momma's Boy.
You're a SAMB if you won't play Ultimate just because it's raining.
Sambed
A quiet depressed sort of guy. He's kind of like a "popular loner". Everyone gets along with him but he doesn't have any close friends. He is very funny when he wants to be and can drive a conversation. He's also insanely good at video games. He will kick your ass in every single game. If he ever gets a girlfriend he will never let go. If she leaves him he will be devastated and never love again. He shows that he doesn't care about other people's opinion yet secretly he is very insecure. He's smart but he doesn't really try in school so his grades don't reflect his intelligence. He also loves music. It's his lifeline. Be careful though. If you hurt his loved ones (family, friends, s/o) he will mess you up, he can't control his anger and will go all out on you. All around, he's a mixed guy. He can be friendly, loyal and genuine. But he can also be very depressed and quiet.
"Oh look its Sambed. He's more quiet than usual today." "Oh he's listening to music, lets just leave him alone."