sandy salad
Letting a cat lick your asshole. The cat's tounge feels like sand paper, and getting your asshole licked is like having your salad tossed.
John: "Boy Brycen, Dave really likes to put honey and catnip on his ass to have the cat lick it off!"
Brycen: "Yeah, thats what I call a sandy salad! I always knew he was a sick fuck!"
Brycen: "Yeah, thats what I call a sandy salad! I always knew he was a sick fuck!"
Sandy Salad
Giving oral sex, gagging on the cum, and vomiting an entire meal of spinach salad on the recipient.
Do you want me to spit or swallow? Neither I want you to make me a Sandy Salad.