Saussage
(Verb); To get a personal massage on a male genitalia
Babe, can you give me saussage tonight? I'm in need of some heat.
saussage fest
a large group consisting on of males needing female attention
"ere lads, this is a rite saussage fest"
breakfast saussage
A blowjob before you've gotten out of bed in the morning.
I rolled over in the warm patch formed on the bed from the crack of light streaming in from the eastern window and asked her, in my sweetest voice, if she wanted some breakfast saussage...
loose saussage
A willy / cock / penis
"I'd chuck a loose saussage in her direction"
pink saussage wallet
n
Originated last year in a drunken conversation. Another term for vagina.
See also: pussy, fanny, cunt, muff, and mutt
Originated last year in a drunken conversation. Another term for vagina.
See also: pussy, fanny, cunt, muff, and mutt
I'm gonna' shove my one eyed trouser snake in your pink saussage wallet.