bearded monkey
female genitalia, also known as fanny or pussy, part of the female body that resembles a bearded monkey
the man went down on his bird and came face to face with a bearded monkey
monkey beard
A pudenda covered with bristles, similar to a chimp or monkeys chin. Can chafe or irritate the male groin during intercourse. Usually the result of non-frequent tending to the Lady Garden.
I dumped my load all over her monkey beard.