beard sandwich

The act of placing an individuals face in between two others who have luscious, beautiful and well kept beards.

A rare species of mammal that lives exclusively on community college campuses. It is roughly seven feet tall, with a large hump in its back. This bipedal hominid has long, scraggly facial hair, which usually has bits of sandwich in it (from whence it's common name is derived; its scientific name is Sandwichus beardicus).

Several species of bird nest in its unkempt facial hair, and it cares for this colony tenderly, so that it can feast upon them at a later date. This "farming" method may denote some semblance of intelligence, though its mental capacities are dubious, as the creature seems to have invested over ten thousand dollars of its own money in a bad mermaid movie.

The Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts (BBSE) was a plot device in the post-communist revolutionary world developed acclaimed writing critic and author Isaac S. The world focuses on the downtroddden of society with themes of redemption and rebirth. The BBSE is one of the main factions, and the main character of the first volume is Hans, one of the six senior high-sandwich-artists of the organisation. At the time of writing the epic post-communist revolutionary saga is yet to reach its conclusion, but it is widely speculated that they will succeed in their efforts to secure voting rights for dogs and defeat the zealous crusaders of the palm trees of the north.