schmit
The Act of Shaving One's Chode
My croch itched because my girl friend likes me to schmit.
schmit
The Penis. See also 'Hampton'
"Where's JT?" "In the bathroom tuggin his shmit.."
Schmitting
To plagiarize something. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt.
My teacher found out that I was schmitting my dissertation.
Schmitting
To Masturbate heavily for hours.
Adverse side effects may include loss of functional grip strength.
Adverse side effects may include loss of functional grip strength.
After Schmitting for hours my phone died and I had to switch to my laptop
Schmit
One who has no genitalia, male or female; used as an insult.
Tim: Travis is such a douchebag! He's stalking my girlfriend AND my brother. How do I get him to stop?
Steeve: Whack him in the 'nads.
Tim: That won't do any good. The dude's a schmit.
Steeve: Whack him in the 'nads.
Tim: That won't do any good. The dude's a schmit.
Schmitted Up
Norway slang word for screwed up.
Well Oloff, You Schmitted that up...
potato schmits
Cheddar Ruffles, Dipped in Smooth Ranch Dip
We got the muchies, "Get the potato schmits"
"YES, Potato SCHMITS!!!"
"YES, Potato SCHMITS!!!"