school zone
A euphemism for a completely shaved or waxed pubic hairea. The complete lack of hair brings to mind a prepubescent individual that would attend school with a 25 mph speed limit out front.
I got down there and it was a total school zone. I couldn't deal with it. I need a landing strip at the very least not to feel like a total perv.
school zone
A euphemism for a completely shaved or waxed pubic hairea. The complete lack of hair brings to mind a prepubescent individual that would attend school with a 25 mph speed limit out front.
I got down there and it was a total school zone. I couldn't deal with it. I need a landing strip at the very least not to feel like a total perv.
School zoned
When someone friend zones someone in a school, no interaction outside of school.
Dude I school zoned Anna.
100 in a school zone
Definition 1: To do something you know is wrong
Definition 2: To have sex with someone
Definition 2: To have sex with someone
1: I stole 20 bucks from my grandma's purse. I'm doing 100 in a school zone
Speeding in a School Zone
A term for masturbating/ejaculating. The term comes from the fact that the average speed of ejaculation is 29 MPH, while a school zone has a speed limit of only 20 MPH. Thus, your ejaculate would get ticketed for speeding in a school zone.
Frank: "Dude, I was just speeding in a school zone before I got here."
Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"
Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"
Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"
Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"