schwilly kid
A person who seems to always be intoxicated; mainly drunk. Thrives on drugs and alcohol to survive. No purpose in life other than to get as sh*tfaced as possible.
I have no respect that schwilly kid anymore after the time he threw up on me, then tried to hook-up!
Where's all the schwilly kids at?
A typical question acquired by a brethren or sisthren of a schwilly fellowship, used in reference to finding other schwilly kids after arriving in an unfamiliar town, city or parking lot.
"Yo, where's all the schwilly kids at, Kid?"