ScoMoke

The horribly thick cloud of smoke that hangs over Sydney and much of Australia's eastern seaboard throughout summer, starting in 2019 and continuing for every lengthening fire season from now on.

The name derives from the dip-shit prime minister, Scott "ScoMo" Morrison, who once took a lump of coal into parliament and claimed, "This is coal. It won't hurt you" despite mountains of science showing that burning fossil fuels like coal was killing the planet and chocking its citizens.