scoofus
A word used to describe poop that is specifically on top of a printer.
Person 1: hey can you print these papers for me?
Person 2: sorry, I can't.
Person 1: why not? Is the printer broken?
Person 2: No, but it has scoofus on it.
Person 2: Oh.
Person 2: sorry, I can't.
Person 1: why not? Is the printer broken?
Person 2: No, but it has scoofus on it.
Person 2: Oh.