Scorpion Lips
A freak of nature born with actual scorpion-lips, making him unable to enunciate many words coherently.
Bill: Hey, Scorpion Lips, how old are you?
Scorpion Lips: I'm sevfentends.
Bill: You're seventeen??
Scorpion Lips: No! I said I'm sevfentends.
Bill. You're seventy??
Scorpion Lips: No!
Scorpion Lips: I'm sevfentends.
Bill: You're seventeen??
Scorpion Lips: No! I said I'm sevfentends.
Bill. You're seventy??
Scorpion Lips: No!