scramble my eggs
A man who is having, has had, or will have his testicles sucked, licked, or otherwise manipulated orally.
Jeanna: Max, could you give me a ride to town?
Max: Sure - but first you gotta scramble my eggs!
Jeanna: OK!
Max: But that ain't all - first you gotta scramble my fuckin' eggs, then you gotta toss my salad, suck my dick, swallow my yolk, and then french kiss me - in that order!
Max: Sure - but first you gotta scramble my eggs!
Jeanna: OK!
Max: But that ain't all - first you gotta scramble my fuckin' eggs, then you gotta toss my salad, suck my dick, swallow my yolk, and then french kiss me - in that order!
Scrambling my eggs
To masturbate by yourself.
To masterbate in general..
To masterbate in general..
.......yeah.......I was scrambling my eggs this morning..........
I'd like to scramble her eggs......
I'd like to scramble her eggs......