scrotal eclipse
The act of placing a scrotum over one's eyes, thereby restricting the amount of ambient light that an individual can perceive.
When I woke up I thought I had overslept, but soon realized that I was temporarily blinded by a scrotal eclipse.
Total scrotal eclipse
A semi-derogatory video homage to the Great Solar Eclipse of 2017; the reenactment using an unshorn scrotum to ever-so-slowly eclipse the sun rather than the moon.
Oh, for fuck sake...I totally got baited into watching yet another 'eclipse moment'...except this time it was a total scrotal eclipse...no filter can remove THAT afterimage from my brain. Good feeling...gone.