Scrotanic Disaster
A horrific event occuring to one's scrotum or sack, usually used as a threat.
Dude, if you don't chill soon you're going to find yourself in the midst of a Scrotanic Disaster!
scrotan
A tan for your scrotum when it's nice and sunny. Obviously this needs to be done somewhere private or a nudist beach. And you must make sure the whole of your scrotum is brown or it doesn't count as a bona fide scrotan. You will need to consider this when thinking about your sunbathing position.
"Ahh my tan-lines are annoying me. I wanted to get a scrotan yesterday as it was 30 degrees Celsius but I couldn't strip off completely because my neighbours could see over the fence and they have a little daughter"
"Hey! What's up with your pasty-ass ballsack? Haven't you tried getting a scrotan? Good luck getting laid without a scrotan..."
"Hey! What's up with your pasty-ass ballsack? Haven't you tried getting a scrotan? Good luck getting laid without a scrotan..."