Scrub the poop deck
Verb, a euphemism for eating out somebody's ass, popularized by pirate meme culture in mid 2023
Sailor: Reportin' fer duty, Cap'n!
Cap'n: Aye, there's a lad! Get down and scrub the poop deck!
Sailor: Aye-aye! Where's the mop?
Cap'n: ...
Cap'n: Aye, there's a lad! Get down and scrub the poop deck!
Sailor: Aye-aye! Where's the mop?
Cap'n: ...