segered
verb: segered, seger·ing.
1. to be exposed to sonic shit
2. to have ones ears desecrated and raped
3. to be exposed to the inferior trash pawned off as music
4. stuck in a public situation with no escape while Bob Seger’s hits play at an unbearable volume.
1. to be exposed to sonic shit
2. to have ones ears desecrated and raped
3. to be exposed to the inferior trash pawned off as music
4. stuck in a public situation with no escape while Bob Seger’s hits play at an unbearable volume.
i got segered the other day at the record shoppe when some fucktard decided he needed to listen to three different live albums to find the one with the right version of "we've got tonight." if it wasn't for the vodka and valium i might have killed him.
Seger
Instead of spelling seizure ryan the retard said seger
"It aint having a seger its replayed"
Seger
One who gaslights, undermines, or jokes, in an attempt to make himself seem more knowledgeable than he really is. One who doesn’t understand the intricacies of an argument but attempts to win it nonetheless.
"Dude that's so ridiculous I can't believe you're serious you sound unreal and 99% of higher educated people would spit on you”
“Bro you’re being a fucking Seger right now"
“Bro you’re being a fucking Seger right now"
Bob Seger
Considered one of the best live performers ever. His ability to connect with the audience was amazing. Has been inducted into the rock n' roll hall of fame. Has had 10 straight and soon to be eleven straight platinum and multi-platinum albums, 19 Top-40 singles, nearly a million ticket sales during the '96 tour and nearly 50 million albums sold worldwide. He Has recorded 19 albums spanning nearly 40 years. He was born in Detriot, and only had regional success at first. By 1968, he had five Top Ten singles in the Detroit market. He was unheard of outside Michigan, Florida, Pennsylvania and a few other Midwest markets -- but in Detroit, his records outsold the Beatles. He has had one #1 hit and one #1 album. Has created some of the most beautiful music ever. A legend forever.
Bob Seger songs that will get you hooked: Turn the Page, Still the Same, Night Moves, Katmandu, Against the Wind, Old time rock n' roll
Seger Slide
One of the most depressing drinking games ever invented. Has origins in a depressing Brantford, Ontario, which is widely known as the birthplace of Wayne Gretzky as well as for being the once-home of Alexander Graham Bell. In the present day, Brantford is mainly home to meth heads and university students who didn't have good enough marks to get accepted to Laurier's Waterloo campus or the concurrent education program at Queen's.
The drinking game consists of a communal bottle of wine (or box, depending on how self-loathing you're feeling that day) that is shared with a group as a Bob Seger song plays in the background. The wine is passed around in a circle as the song plays, and the person in possession of the wine when the song stops has to chug whatever is left. There is no winner to this game, but it is presumed the loser is the first person who either begins crying or who relapses to whatever drug habit for which they are being treated.
The drinking game consists of a communal bottle of wine (or box, depending on how self-loathing you're feeling that day) that is shared with a group as a Bob Seger song plays in the background. The wine is passed around in a circle as the song plays, and the person in possession of the wine when the song stops has to chug whatever is left. There is no winner to this game, but it is presumed the loser is the first person who either begins crying or who relapses to whatever drug habit for which they are being treated.
"Hey man, I just got started on methadone, want to get together later and do the Seger Slide?"
The Bob Seger
The Bob Seger is a complex and often painful sexual act that involves inserting a man's testicles into the anus of his partner and grinding his hips to the song "Night Moves" by Bob Seger.
He ended up in the hospital with testicular torsion after he gave this girl The Bob Seger.
Bob Seger
A very popular singer-songwriter who became quite famous in the 70's and 80's.
Birth Name: Robert Clark Seger (Pronounced "See-Grr")
Born: May 6, 1945
Current Status: Living
Birth Name: Robert Clark Seger (Pronounced "See-Grr")
Born: May 6, 1945
Current Status: Living
Bob Seger has many great songs, including "Turn The Page," "Like A Rock," "Night Moves (arguably his signature song)," "Mainstreet," "Shame On The Moon," "Old Time Rock'n'Roll," "You'll Accomp'ny Me," "Still The Same," "Understanding," "Fire Lake," "Roll Me Away," and "Against The Wind."
Seger's songs are generally of medium length. Even his shortest songs still pass the three minute mark, and some of his longest songs are around six minutes long. However, most of his songs are only "long" because he deliberately drags them out.
Seger's songs are generally of medium length. Even his shortest songs still pass the three minute mark, and some of his longest songs are around six minutes long. However, most of his songs are only "long" because he deliberately drags them out.