Self Dutching
The act of having a mad case of the pre-poop farts. Where the gassy air gathers so heavy in your underpants, as you finally pull them down and sit to BM, your face is in the exact spot your bundle of farts were as you pulled down your pants. Hence no fresh air and resulting in a self dutch oven.
Scott: Phil man that ice cold draft beer last night has loaded me with air.
Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.
Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.
Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.
Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.
Self Dutch Oven
The act of trapping one's own, rancid flatulence under covers, and inhaling deeply. Typically performed by members of the male gender who secretly enjoy the smell of their own gas, and encourage their more evolved partners to break wind.
Synonym: To Buck; To give oneself a Harry
Synonym: To Buck; To give oneself a Harry
" I don't mind my farts, I kind of like them. I self dutch oven from time to time. Go ahead and just fart will you!"
Self Roasting Dutch Oven
The act of farting under the covers, then getting out of bed, waking your girlfriend, and turning on the light. The sudden bright light in the middle of the night forces the the victim to pull the covers over their own head, exposing them to the foul, putrid odor left there by your ass. Causing them to "self roast" in a cloud airborn anal leakage
My girlfriend wouldnt swallow my cock last night, so I introduced her to the Self Roasting Dutch Oven