Seltzer Fairy

Someone claiming to be a man most likely a frat bruh who chooses to be a feminine princess by drinking seltzer over COLD BEER. Luke Combs always said “Long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart and seltzer turns you into a heart broke pansy.” Those are the lyrics I heard. Characteristics include not wearing a shirt even though you are 120 lbs soaking wet, listening to EDM, and being very touchy feely at the bars.

Person: yo look at those dudes flexing at each other in the yard drinking white claw
Me: thats definitely a seltzer fairy flexing contest right there

俚语	seltzer fairy
释义	Seltzer Fairy Someone claiming to be a man most likely a frat bruh who chooses to be a feminine princess by drinking seltzer over COLD BEER. Luke Combs always said “Long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart and seltzer turns you into a heart broke pansy.” Those are the lyrics I heard. Characteristics include not wearing a shirt even though you are 120 lbs soaking wet, listening to EDM, and being very touchy feely at the bars. Person: yo look at those dudes flexing at each other in the yard drinking white claw Me: thats definitely a seltzer fairy flexing contest right there
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