Beaver Shit
A shit so monstrous in size that it falls across the opening of the toilet, and prevents anything but the water from going down. Much like a beaver will dam a river by felling a tree across it.
Salman just took such a huge beaver shit, that he had to break up the log with a pencil, just to get everything to flush.
Beaver shit
When a beaver takes a shit. People describe this smell as: beaver feet, old people’s fart, rotting cheese, or printer paper.
Oh shit! That beaver shit smells nasty!
Lauren, you smell like beaver shit today.
My moldy grilled cheese smells like beaver shit. I wouldn’t eat it if I were you.
Lauren, you smell like beaver shit today.
My moldy grilled cheese smells like beaver shit. I wouldn’t eat it if I were you.
beaver shit in a pickle jar
a humorus saying when someone is being a fruit, gay, redneckish or nyggery.
Guy 1: Hay man your a friggin' prep.
Guy 2: Well you like beaver shit in a pickle jar your a stupid redneck rednecknadds.
Guy 2: Well you like beaver shit in a pickle jar your a stupid redneck rednecknadds.
shit beaver
Ass.
We got good and greased-up, then I fucked her shit beaver.